Too porny. Soderbergh's
has tried to reposition the year's hottest skin-star as a potential arthouse draw.
But it's a biiiig stretch for Hollywood to let her play so far against type, lurching to pyjama-party sleepovers from
Face Invaders 4.
Still, as women don't lean towards dewy nostalgia as much as men, the Universal suits might be tempted to sex the character up. Not
Depressingly likely alternative: