Two decades older but not necessarily wiser, Harrison Ford dons his fedora to fight Commies and find aliens. Sorry, interdimensional beings.
Why It Was Hated:
Not content with his childhood-raping antics on the Star Wars prequels, George Lucas dragged down Steven Spielberg with him - monkey-swinging comedy, the blatant positioning of Shia LaBeouf as the next Indy, and the moment that coined its own piece of cinephile jargon, "nuking the fridge."
Typical Online Review:
"There was a trailer beforehand of Kung Fu Panda somethingorother. The film then started with the Paramount mountain, formed from a gopher mound, and an unrealistic CG gopher poking it's head out of the mound. I actually didn't realise this was the film, and still thought I was watching a Disney trailer. This was my first sign that the film was going to be a filing cabinet full of soiled underwear. This complete cowpat of a film is truly a sign of the shifting zeitgeist of what is expected from cinema. At least from Lucas et al."