Looney tunes ex-star Norma Desmond (Gloria Swanson) is carted off to jail, but thinks she’s still acting in the new movie by real-life director Cecil B. DeMille.
"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my closeup."
If It Was Longer:
“...but I want my make-up girl on standby in case my eyeliner needs touching up, a runner ready to grab me a cappuccino and a masseuse. Y’know, just in case.”