• mgkyo666 - March 11, 2010 3 a.m.

    Ah love.......ROFL!
  • wampastompa - March 11, 2010 2:42 a.m.

    I didn't mind the Heavy Rain scene, the graphic cues that keep popping up are hilarious. Did anyone else think the kissing sounds they used sounded REALLY gross though?
  • AnonymouZ - March 11, 2010 1:54 a.m.

    it's not indigo prophecy... it's farenheit... IP doesn't even show boobs. not normal looking ones anyway. and... i didn't mind the sex scene on Heavy Rain either... but the "kissing" is just... it just looks silly xD
  • JizzyB - March 11, 2010 1:28 a.m.

    Pfhh, that's not what sex is really like...right? That female Com. Shepard is really creepy looking. Oh, and Games Radar... I... I love you.
  • ichigoame - March 11, 2010 12:33 a.m.

    farenheit, woah..that was way more graphic than HR in the words of dara o' brian ''after watching that, wouldn't you just immediately switch to porn?''
  • bonerachieved - March 11, 2010 12:14 a.m.

    o god. indigo prophecy.
  • Cyberninja - March 10, 2010 11:51 p.m.

    how many articles are you going to do like this this week
  • ZombieAmmy - March 10, 2010 7:01 p.m.

    "And are we the only ones who feel the need to take a shower after that last lingering pillow shot?" Yes. The Thane romance is done very well, for a video game at least, and while it may not be perfect it certainly does not deserve to be on this list when the Garrus romance is a hell of a lot more awkward How the hell does a lizard looking alien freak you out more Garrus who is some sort of a combination of bird and dinosaur?
  • Samael - March 10, 2010 4:24 p.m.

    Were you talking about Garrus in the Mass Effect sentence? Why did you show Thane? He's not jaggy at all. But if you were talking about Garrus, you don't kiss him in the ME2 romance scene, you touch foreheads, so that first "joke" isn't even funny. The others I generally agree with, but Mass Effect has fantastic romance (the 1,600 page Tali romance thread on the Bioware forums can show you that) so...I don't know why it was even mentioned.
  • StrayGator - March 10, 2010 4:11 p.m.

    If you ever experienced difficulty remuving a bra, just remember: R1, L1, U+QCB.
  • crumbdunky - March 10, 2010 1:34 p.m.

    Hell, if they think that's awkward they should be watching me and the missus and our sweaty, whiny, way too skinny, bone bumping, "where do I put this thing?" sessions! Those scenes are WAY kess cringeworthy than 99% of the sex scenes I've ACTUALLY been involved in and a button pressing mini game would really make my real life sexperiences(see what I did thar?)much less blush inducing as I'd have a real sense of purpose for once rather than the vague aim of going on for long enough to satisfy(not her!)duty! I didn't realise that the GR staff all performed like they were in high class porn with their buff, toned bodies writhing in ecstasy while bringing their partners to hitherto undreamed of levels of sensual pleasure! They must all be the perfect balance of tenderness and power and stamina-the slick lotharios! You'd NEVER guess just by looking, now would you? Except for Mr Antista. Those bedroom eyes inspire me every time.
  • bamb0o-stick - March 10, 2010 12:35 p.m.

    Thanks for that spoiler image in the thumbnail for this article GR! I'm still waiting for Heavy Rain to be sent to me by GameFly! I don't think we have caught up in terms of "believable sex" in videogames. We can make a dude rip another guy's head off incredibly realistic, but we can't even make a man and woman even hug each other that believable.
  • Unoriginal - March 10, 2010 12:35 p.m.

    Has there ever been a good one?
  • allthegoodnameswheretaken - March 10, 2010 12:22 p.m.

  • FreekinIdiot - March 10, 2010 12:12 p.m.

    Don't you mean ...'awesome and shouldn't be avoided?'
  • allthegoodnameswheretaken - March 10, 2010 12:07 p.m.

    All video game sex scenes are awkward and should be avoided.

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