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  • emesdee - March 12, 2014 10:10 p.m.

    Don't even lie guys, you know your pre-pubescent self thought that Indigo Prophecy's sex scene was hot. You KNOW you worked to get the relationship level up for that shit. And girls who played Mass Effect, YOU KNOW YOU LIKED GARRUS.
  • 2cute2Bcruel - September 11, 2010 7:34 a.m.

    OK. I'll admit it. The makeout scene I saw in my game of HR was kind of titlating. Maybe one of the problems w/HR nudity is the realism of the graphics. Most of the main characters provided their likenesses for said characters.
  • MotokoAramaki - July 31, 2010 6:50 p.m.

    Thane was easily the hottest of the femShep relations possible. Garrus was cringe worthy, but I guess that's just how he is.
  • soren7550 - May 16, 2010 3:24 p.m.

    You mention Lucas technically being a zombie, but you fail to mention that Shepard is technically a zombie as well, even when Shepard is right above the guy you say is a zombie.
  • AVenGer777 - March 21, 2010 8:39 a.m.

    the Mass Effect 2 kiss is disturbing and i'd bang morrigan if she was real:)
  • jackthemenace - March 14, 2010 12:50 p.m.

    i'm surprised by how many of these are on youtube... @reCAPTCHA: ensemble him do WHAT!?
  • inconceivable - March 13, 2010 11:13 p.m.

    I thought I would laugh at these, but they're so fucking bad I did only cringe. Maybe I'll be laughing when all the polygons embedded in my corneas are gone. And this article could've just as easily been cringe-worthy kisses. Hmm, did you guys do an article about terrible game kisses?
  • ken936 - March 12, 2010 1:18 p.m.

    Ah, the heavy rain one was perfect. Like, I didn't think that sex scenes in games could advance that much. But.....That damn breathing....It ruins it. It sounds like they are chowing down on food together 0_0
  • Eultima - March 12, 2010 2:57 a.m.

    Sex scenes in games are always a joke. if u want slap your salami to something go look at freaking porno. games are meant to be games. I can understand it being in some games for love in stories, but its best be avoided if ya ask me xP
  • jordanlacroix95 - March 12, 2010 1:38 a.m.

    um the god of war sxe scenes are fine ...... not good but .... fine.
  • american101 - March 11, 2010 10:45 p.m.

    i got to agree and disagree, though arkward, it does bring another perspective to charaters, but still arkward.
  • CreeplyTuna - March 11, 2010 8:10 p.m.

    mass effect 3 should include tongue, cuz graphics should hopefully be even more bad ass than they are now
  • AnonymouZ - March 11, 2010 4:11 p.m.

    gatesolid is spot on. i didn't remember those gta 4 scenes... but i do remember seeing the graphicness and thinking... "lul, what are the 12 year olds who's mom bought this thinking about THIS?"
  • philipshaw - March 11, 2010 3:10 p.m.

    Heavy Rain and Fahrenheit’s sex scenes are really bad, ME2 are usually okay
  • metalgatesolid - March 11, 2010 2:58 p.m.

    There is nothing more awkward than a sex scene in a game especially if you wasnt expecting it. Take GTA IV for example. I wasnt quite expecting the level of graphic prostitute in car style sex. Add that to a 40inch HD TV and your dad walking in with a cup of tea and your having to defend videogames and stop yourself looking like a perve. The noises are even worse though especially to people outside the room who may over hear a moan and quizz you about "what do you actually do on the computer?"
  • ihopethisisnotantistasblood - March 11, 2010 2:37 p.m.

    what happens if you miss the qte?
  • snothammer - March 11, 2010 5:18 a.m.

    @straygator: That really should become a meme or something. If I ever have to give someone sex adivice, which will never happen, I'll just say, "R1 L1 U+QCB." And do a barrel roll just for good measure.
  • MattK - March 11, 2010 4:18 a.m.

    Ah, Leisure Suit Larry. Still making sex hilarious to watch after all these years (and I mean the classic Larry, not the shitty next gen sequels).
  • Mike27 - March 11, 2010 3:44 a.m.

    Those polygons are a real turn on.
  • phoenix_wings - March 11, 2010 3:42 a.m.

    Most of the pretenses in which sex is inserted into games is just...weird and unrealistic. SPOILER In HR, you can pretty much say "Yeah...just killed a guy--shot him right in the head. And I might also be the Origami Killer." And Madison will still try to make it with you. Someone who just outright murdered a dude and still had the blood on his hands ain't somebody I want to get with.

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