The 47 best and oddest photos of Metal Gear's Hideo Kojima being deliriously weird and awesome

Above: "Ooooh maan that last brownie was a biiiiiig f*ckin' mistake"

Above: "Hell of a weekend though. I'm still paying for it, but hell of a weekend"

Above: "Every man wants the Drive jacket. BUT KOJIMA ALWAYS GETS WHAT HE WANTS"

Above: "Man, you shoulda seen this boob... It was a beauty"

Above: That awkward moment when you sit down too hard and miss the stool by six inches

Above: But Kojima doesn't care. He is deceptively buff and can take these hardships

Above: "This guy's intense serial-killer staring is freaking me out", they both thought

Above: That awkward moment when you run into someone who still hasn't got over Raiden

Above: "Ahahahahaha! It is like my face. But it is not my face. Because my face is over here. But my it is a pretty phone because it is like my face. You all must have one"

Above: There's always some arsehole who messes up the photo by looking the wrong way

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  • jackthemenace - February 20, 2012 2:36 p.m.

    :D I bloody love you, Houghters, and I love Kojima almost as much Kojima, oddly, reminds me a whole lot of my Aunt's husband. Although, Kojima's obviously far more attractive.
  • Y2Ken - February 20, 2012 3:53 a.m.

    Some of these pictures are just great. Thanks Dave!
  • metalgatesolid - February 19, 2012 1:14 a.m.

    If we are all based on Gods image...How come wqe dont all look like Hideo Kojima?
  • boronben - February 17, 2012 3:35 p.m.

    This is exactly why I come to GR quality Journalism!!! Keep it up : P
  • Grif - February 17, 2012 12:48 p.m.

    I love these little features.
  • rob619 - February 17, 2012 12:26 p.m.

    A dedicated article abouth the mastermind and god of gaming behind the Metal Gear Solid series. Hideo Kojima, can do what ever he likes unless he continues to be behind and make great games.
  • HitmanSB07 - February 17, 2012 11:56 a.m.

    My biggest problem with this article is that you left out the best image of Kojima:
  • MasterBhater - February 17, 2012 10:52 a.m.

    The thought of Kojima saying "sodding embarassment" made me laugh my ass off
  • GameManiac - February 17, 2012 10:21 a.m.

    I think my favorite picture was Kojima giving you the finger. Do Reggie next! There's plenty of him to spoof.
  • sharkweek - February 17, 2012 10:01 a.m.

    Awesome!! Like Mr. Miyamoto Hideo is surprisingly photogenic.
  • bboyd - February 17, 2012 8:28 a.m.

    These pictures are. . . sorry. Heh, sorry. . . uh, sorry. Sorry, heh heh, uhh. . . um, sorry.
  • ithurtstopoop - February 17, 2012 8:27 a.m.

    Kojima's overrated. there I said it!
  • BladedFalcon - February 17, 2012 8:47 a.m.

    *Pats head* Good for you!
  • BladedFalcon - February 17, 2012 7:58 a.m.

    inb4 the obnoxious "This artical is bullshit and piontless I want real gams jarnalism!" comments.
  • JMAN1156 - February 17, 2012 7:42 a.m.

    I demand GABE! :-)
  • CameronPoe - February 17, 2012 7:18 a.m.

    Double agreed, pretty nice to see a simple lulzy article.
  • TanookiMan - February 17, 2012 7:07 a.m.

    ^Agreed. More like this please, absolutely hilarious! Reggie Fils-Aime next?
  • mackshizzle - February 17, 2012 7:04 a.m.

    Is this going to be a thing? Because it definitely should be. Video games, people playing games, celebrities etc. You guys could call it "The 40" and just have 40 something video game related pictures and captions.
  • Fluffdaddy - February 17, 2012 8:44 a.m.

    Because nothing says entertainment like lists.
  • babyface - February 17, 2012 9:17 a.m.