The Human Centipede
Awesome, but good luck never taking your socks off in front of girls, ever, dude.
Autobot tat? Too obvious. Decepticon? Still not quite right. Wait! Decepticon and GI Joe’s Cobra rolled into one! Bad. Ass.
A totally awesome and simultaneously disgusting idea. We bet that hurt .
The way the great man would want to be remembered. As a Chippendale centaur.
Could’ve just gone for a tiny lightning bolt on the forehead but, nope, went all the way.
Single-handedly wins the Potter vs Twilight ‘who has the maddest fans’ debate.
We also have predator tattoos. Only he’s cloaked, obviously.
To be fair, he looks as surprised he’s there as we do.
Alec Baldwin’s snout-stretched scare face from the Tim Burton haunter.