Why We Don’t Want To See It:
Do you really need to ask?
If you insist, here's one you might not have thought of before. What if J.J. Abrams casts his pal Simon Pegg, who famously tore Jar Jar a new one in
Won't that be, like, really awkward if they have to share a scene?
Oh, Go On, If You Have To:
It's not Jar Jar but his great, great, great grandson, who happens to be the most bad-ass bounty hunter in the galaxy.
One ear missing, lightsaber scar across his face and – crucially – no accent.