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20 stupid pics of Sonic riding shit


Above: More like "Sea-DON’T!" AHAHAHAKILLMEHAHA


Above: A shitty attempt at forced perspective, or is Sonic really half the size of his hands and feet


Above: Sonic sets sail on the S.S. Who Gives a Shit


Above: Sonic rides the Cherry Coke express! SALES TIP: When peddling sugar to children, always be sure to hike up your shorts to the vertical limit


Above: Sonic rides a stopper usually used to lock in red wine freshness


Above: Would you like to ride in my moronic balloon?


Above: Amy appears to have made peace with her own death


Above: Surfboards go where Echidnas can't


Above: What's with the hand? The pose here seems to imply an impassioned Scarface speech: “First you get the Money. Then you get the Power. Then you get voiced by Urkel” Speaking of comics...


Above: Riding a treadmill, as seen in the idiotic origin story from Archie Comics

B-B-B-BONUS!


Above: Sonic rides the shit out of his own pasta!
[FULL DISCLOSURE: There's a 70% this is not an official shot]

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46 comments

  • SolarPoweredShitMachine - May 24, 2011 6:29 p.m.

    The origin comic with Sonic on a treadmill is from the UK Fleetway comic, not the Archie comic.
  • foxyexplosion - September 28, 2010 9:35 p.m.

    ran across this looking at other sonic stuff. Awesome title and such!
  • R_U_Guys_From_British - May 28, 2010 2:31 p.m.

    Truly funny. I love Chris' sense of humour in the articles.
  • zigs - May 26, 2010 5:45 p.m.

    "Sonic flips the British bird to onlookers chanting at him to get back to his roots." No, he doesn't. Nope. Wrong way round, Sonic is throwing the peace sign in that photo.
  • OneEyedGoon - May 26, 2010 1:09 a.m.

    AHAHAHAHA Chris Cross Antista, you slay me.
  • kachigop - May 25, 2010 9:35 p.m.

    Oh god, not a mine cart level! And we thought Sonic had hit rock bottom... reCaptcha: Sunday vortex
  • KnightDehumidifier - May 25, 2010 6:27 p.m.

    Some asshole gave me "offical" pictures of Sonic riding Princess Elise. Needless to say, I had to buy a new monitor.
  • DaBadGuy - May 25, 2010 5:18 p.m.

    Why does the fastest thing ali-yee-yive need a mine cart anyway?
  • itkonlyyou80 - May 25, 2010 3:32 p.m.

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  • flabslapper - May 25, 2010 2:39 p.m.

    I lol'd at 'the S.S. Who gives a Shit', if I ever own a boat, I'm gonna name it that
  • AuthorityFigure - May 25, 2010 12:04 p.m.

    Just goes to show how adaptable a solid, well-rounded, thought-out, flexible character he was and always will be...
  • morbiusdog - May 25, 2010 11:36 a.m.

    2nd picture quote "Sonic flips the British bird to onlookers chanting at him to get back to his roots". WTF is "the British bird"? Sonic is holding up two fingers in a "V for Victory" salute. If he turned it round it would be a "British" two finger salute meaning F**k off but "the bird" is a one finger salute that is used all over the world as far as i am aware. And in case you are wondering, yes i am "British" (although strictly speaking i am a pedantic Englishman).
  • jimmdogg - May 25, 2010 10:48 a.m.

    Freaking awesome.
  • philipshaw - May 25, 2010 10:26 a.m.

    You are right Chris and great article. If the delay means a better game and getting rid of that awful cart level, then I’m all for it
  • Keilimanjaro - May 25, 2010 10:15 a.m.

    There is a 70% what? WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME?!
  • shinigamiDude - May 25, 2010 9:40 a.m.

    They should make Sonic's shitty rides racing instead of Sonic & Sega all star racing.
  • elpurplemonkey - May 25, 2010 8:06 a.m.

    "The lightning bolts mean cancer" Good stuff.
  • camelfro - May 25, 2010 7:52 a.m.

    this is hilarious!! i love the mobile cancer joke!
  • LBD_Nytetrayn - May 25, 2010 3:32 a.m.

    Nice article, except for where it's wrong; Archie didn't make that origin comic. Also, the Sonic X cover is a story where Eggman and Sonic had switched bodies.

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