Why It Won’t Happen:
No matter how much well-preserved flesh Sharon Stone decided to flash, her belated sequel to the sexy Paul Verhoeven romp with Michael Douglas only managed to scrape $5m out of old pervy purses when it was released in ‘06. Here endeth the franchise.
What If It Does?
Basic Instinct: IN SPACE
! Stone thinks it’s time to update the concept, and has book writer Catherine Tramell head to NASA in order to research her latest story. After a saucy, after-hour, spaceship clinch with one of the astronauts, the pair accidentally, uh, blast off. Into space.
But this ain’t no
. Trapped where no one can hear her scream (with pleasure), Tramell really goes nuts, chasing her companion around the space ship demanding sex. Lots. And lots. Of sex. He survives by harpooning her and ejecting her into space.