The DeVito-Schwarzenegger laughter train is back on the rails again, this time casting the double-act as a pair of gynaecologists, one of whom impregnates himself.
Implausible and creepy in equal measure, it makes Twins look sensible by comparison.
Arnie’s pregnant again, but this time…(wait for it) he’s having twins!
Naturally, the world’s media is all over his case, with nasty scientist Christopher Lloyd wanting to capture him for research purposes.
Can Arnie go on the run with a pair of nippers weighing him down? Of course he can, he’s Arnie!
Arnie must disguise himself as a woman again, to avoid the attentions of Lloyd.
Cue a “hilarious” scene in which he attracts the unwanted advances of a lecherous Dolph Lundgren.
“Uh-oh, I’m in double the trouble,” gurgles Arnie as the results of the ultrasound come in.