The Bad Date:
Unaware that hottest girl, like,
Jennifer has turned into a literal man-eater, emo high schooler Colin asks her on a date. He’s then taken to an under-construction house, and eaten alive.
After Jen's through with Colin, it's unlikely that his poor parents have anything left over to bury.
How To Make It Romantic:
Jen got the mood right, but her method was all off. She could, at the very least, have crooned a romantic tune while she tore her victim to pieces.