18 awesome games that died at retail

There’s a widespread notion in the videogame industry that game reviews can have a profound impact on game sales, and for the most part the evidence bears that out. But as tempting as it is to gloat about the supposed power that we, the videogame press, hold over the livelihoods of publishers and developers, it’s not always true. In fact, history is littered with countless examples of megahit games that had originally been ripped to shreds by reviewers, and of games that generally scored high with critics, but were then ignored by an apathetic market.

We’ve already covered the bestselling crap; this time, we’ll take a look at some of the times when the public couldn’t be bothered to follow the critics’ advice – and in doing so, missed out on some amazing games.

Metal Arms: Glitch in the System (2003)

Average Metacritic score: 82

What was it? A third-person shooter/platformer starring Glitch, a gun-happy little robot who could drive vehicles, control the robot minds of his enemies and generally wreak explosive havoc.

What made it so great? Metal Arms' cast of characters was made up entirely of belligerent robots, and while some might read that as an attempt to make a shooter like this more “family friendly,” it in fact enabled the game to soar to ridiculous heights of carnage. Explosions were huge and constant, the arsenal of available weapons was enormous and individual body parts could be shot off enemies, crippling their ability to attack you. Frequently compared to both Halo and Ratchet & Clank, Metal Arms was a rich, versatile experience, packing in lots of vehicles to drive, guns to shoot and puzzles that required you to destroy large chunks of the environment. Add in Glitch’s ability to hijack and remotely control enemies, and you had a shooter that borrowed from the best, but still managed to stand on its own merits.

Highest praise: “It's flawless down to the lovely presentation – even the animated loading screen is super cool! Metal Arms: Glitch In The System is one of the finest games to come out in this generation and one of the most underrated ones too.” – AceGamez 

Why it tanked anyway: While we could chalk this up to any number of factors – the generic title, the squat robot protagonist on the box, the fact that the game looked too “kiddy” for “serious” gamers and too violent for little kids – the real culprit is more likely the infamous 2003 holiday season. Crammed to the gills with ultra-high-profile releases – including Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando and the first Call of Duty – the months between October and December drowned would-be new franchises in a torrent of higher-profile games. Without the marketing muscle or the name recognition to keep its head above water, Metal Arms was one of the season’s first casualties.

Beyond Good & Evil (2003)

Average Metacritic score: 86

What was it? A sci-fi adventure that borrowed all the best bits of Zelda and Spllinter Cell to tell the story of a crusading photojournalist and her uncle, an anthropomorphic pig.

What made it so great? Beyond Good & Evil was a relentlessly beautiful game with a likeable heroine and a cool soundtrack, but a big part of its strength came from its gameplay. Putting heroine Jade on a quest for photographic evidence to use against a totalitarian regime secretly running both sides of a war, the game was frequently compared to Zelda, and its approach to combat and puzzle-solving did borrow a bit from Nintendo’s venerable franchise. However, BG&E rounded out its action with camera- and partner-centric puzzles, along with stealth sequences and hovercraft combat. It also didn’t hurt that the script was almost as beautiful as the game itself, with memorable characters and an epic scope combining to create a world you actually wanted to save.

Highest praise: “Where most games entertain us with cutscenes to observe, Beyond Good & Evil is a cutscene. This is the first game to fully, properly inject the undeniable power of cinematic technique into the experience.” – Play magazine

Why it tanked anyway: Another victim of the aforementioned 2003 holiday season, Beyond Good & Evil had the added disadvantage of having to compete against its own publisher’s other titles, which included Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time and XIII (which also tanked hard). But at least there’s more hope for BG&E than there is for the other sad cases on this list, as trailers released by publisher Ubisoft have confirmed there’s a slick-looking sequel in the works.

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (DS, 2009)

Average Metacritic score: 93

What was it? The first-ever GTA for the Nintendo DS, and the most relentlessly enjoyable attempt to bring the series to a handheld.

What made it so great? Chinatown Wars sported amazing graphics for a DS title, but more than that, it was a lot of fun. While it (more or less) accurately re-created Grand Theft Auto IV’s huge Liberty City in a simplified, overhead-view form, it was a return to the goofier tone of the series’ roots. As such, it featured instantly accessible action, touch-screen-centric minigames that brought players closer to its enormous handheld world, and one of the most engrossing drug-dealing strategy games ever created.

Highest praise: “Chinatown Wars is a triumph, not just in terms of bringing a difficult game to a new platform intact, but because it actually improves it in the process, and demonstrates a mastery of DS form and function. … This is GTA as it first was, with the inherited wisdom of GTA as it's been since, finished off with all sorts of things that would happily belong in a GTA of the future.” – Eurogamer 

Why it tanked anyway: For all the complaints we’ve heard that there still aren’t enough “mature” games for their systems, it seems not enough Nintendo fans are willing to put up or shut up when it comes to buying the ones that actually come out. Either that, or the DS is more dominated by young children and families than we realized. Either way, there’s clearly not a lot of overlap between the GTA and DS fanbases, and that’s a lesson Chinatown Wars learned the hard way.

Psychonauts (2005)

Average Metacritic score: 87

What was it? A bizarre, frequently hilarious platforming-adventure about psychic kids. It took place mostly in the minds of its troubled characters, which manifested as huge, puzzle-filled 3D worlds.

What made it so great? At first blush just a strange-looking platformer, Psychonauts – created by Tim Schafer, the mind behind Brutal Legend and most of LucasArts’ best adventure games – quickly became much more. As Raz – a young would-be cadet at a summer camp for psychics – players solved problems in the “real” world by journeying inside the minds of its characters and fixing their mental issues. And because every mind is different, every one of those mindscapes looked and behaved differently, hewing to their own rules.

One was a massive cube floating in space, seemingly featureless until its owner would lose control and emotional baggage flooded out; another took the shape of a strategy game between a poor nincompoop and Napoleon, who had taken over his personality. Others looked like a ravaged World War II battlefield, a black-velvet painting come to life and a hyper-paranoid vision of ‘50s suburbia in which every inhabitant was an obvious spy. That the actual platforming action was pretty fantastic only made the creativity on display more memorable.

Above: The stuff that happened in Raz’s waking world could be even weirder, like this battle with a giant lungfish

Highest praise: “Taken as a whole package, Psychonauts is the best platform game ever to grace the Xbox. … Gamers who don’t try it will miss one great game, while the adventurous gamer who takes a chance and gives Psychonauts a play through will count it as an unforgettable game with production qualities that are some of the best of the year.” – GameShark 

Why it tanked anyway: Psychonauts was sort of doomed from the start; originally slated to be a huge exclusive published by Microsoft, it was killed off part of the way through development. Gamers cheered when it was announced that Majesco would swoop in to help finish the project, but it turned out the game’s internet notoriety wasn’t enough to move copies, and the lack of a serious marketing push (not to mention the reported lack of copies actually shipped out to retailers) sealed Psychonauts’ fate.

Jet Grind Radio (2000)

Average Metacritic score: 94

What was it? A lighthearted, near-future skatepunk romp set in the backstreets of Tokyo and centering around in-line skate tricks, graffiti, gang warfare and dodging cops.

What made it so great? Jet Grind Radio (aka Jet Set Radio) was absurdly fun, wonderfully fast and anarchic in a way that was almost unprecedented in the pre-GTA III world of 2000. It also holds up better than most other Dreamcast games, thanks in large part to its pioneering use of cel-shaded graphics, which gave the whole thing the feel of a 3D, fully explorable cartoon. The ease with which we were able to grind on rails and pull off jump tricks in the game very nearly did for in-line skates what Tony Hawk did for skateboards (read: create a legion of uncoordinated posers who think they can skate in real life), and there was an undeniable thrill in leaving downtown Tokyo plastered in our own custom logos. Oh, and the soundtrack kicked all kinds of ass, too.

Highest praise:Sega has once again successfully created an entirely new genre for game fans to become addicted to. … Jet Set Radio's graphics are the type that force people to run out of their home to the nearest import shop. Jet Set Radio gives you an excuse to buy that Dreamcast instead of holding out for the PS2.” – Gaming Age 

Why it tanked anyway: The last console generation was not kind to Sega, which churned out some of its best-ever games and was rewarded with years of mostly lukewarm sales. The trouble began with its storied Dreamcast console, which thundered onto the market in 1999 and quietly exited just two years later. Those two years saw a surprising number of brilliant, creative games, and Jet Grind Radio was one of the best. It also gained an enduring cult following, which unfortunately didn’t do much to prop up its sagging sales.

It’s hard to say exactly what dragged JGR down. It could have been a victim of the relative unpopularity of the Dreamcast, or it might just have been a case of gamers’ stereotypical reluctance to try new things. It could have been the bizarre advertising campaign, the eye-shatteringly colorful box art or just bad luck. Whatever the case, JGR wound up in bargain bins within months of its release, dropping its price as low as $10 in some stores.

Metal Storm (1991)

Average Metacritic score: N/A

What was it? A badass NES side-scroller featuring a robot that could flip gravity at will.

What made it so great? Part action game, part puzzler, Metal Storm was fast, violent, addictive and hard as hell. Its protagonist, the M-308 Gunner, could fire in four directions and, at any time, reverse gravity so as to walk around on the ceiling – something that was essential for beating most of the game’s mind-bending jumping puzzles. It was also a jaw-dropping graphical powerhouse, notable for featuring fluid animation and multiple levels of scrolling backgrounds. It certainly wasn’t the deepest game ever released for the NES, but it still stands as one of the more unique.

Highest praise: This:

In 1991, there was no higher praise than being plastered on the front cover of Nintendo Power and given eight full pages of coverage inside.

Why it tanked anyway: It’s difficult to say, 18 years later, exactly what caused an incredible-for-its-time game like Metal Storm to curl up and die the way it did. It might have even had something to do with the crappy localization it received, which removed its cutscenes and messed with the color palette, although that’s doubtful.

More likely, it was a case of gamers being too interested in the more sophisticated Genesis/Mega Drive and the upcoming Super NES to pay attention to an oddball NES game about some robot. It could have been that – aside from the spread in Nintendo Power – the game didn’t really receive much publicity or attention. Or it might have been that, even in 1991, gamers needed to a face or a recognizable character to connect to in order to give an untested new property a chance – and the Metal Storm’s faceless M-308 Gunner just didn’t cut it.

Shenmue II (2002)

Average Metacritic score: 80

What was it? The second chapter in what was supposed to have been an epic trilogy of martial-arts-themed, quicktime-event-tainted, awkward-conversation-filled adventures.

What made it so great? Building on the epic scope of the original Shenmue, the sequel took the action out of protagonist Ryo Hazuki’s sleepy Japanese hometown and moved it to Hong Kong, and with that sudden jump in scale came a flood of new things to do and see. It also ramped up the number of action scenes, including quicktime events (which were still new and interesting back in 2002) as well as the more interesting Virtua Fighter-inspired fights. These also had a greater impact on the fascinating, multi-part plot this time, and losing fights could take the story in a slightly different direction (instead of just forcing you to try again).

Highest praise: “The series, especially this installment, has become among the most memorable game-playing experiences of my life. … The greatest compliment I can give this game is that it has convinced me that the only thing that keeps my world together is the existence and peculiarities of others.” – 

Why it tanked anyway: Sega had a rough time of it even after the Dreamcast died off. If a lot of the praise Shenmue II received seemed a little strained, it wasn’t without good reason. By the time the game ended up arriving on Xbox, it already looked dated, and its repetitive conversations quickly went from a device for fleshing out the world to an inane laughingstock. Also, most of Shenmue II’s fanbase had already imported the European Dreamcast version of the game, which effectively dried up the market for this latecomer port.

Oddworld: Stranger’s Wrath (2005)

Average Metacritic score: 88

What was it? A weird, Wild West-themed shooter about a monstrous bounty hunter who uses live animals as ammo and hides a strange and terrible secret.

What made it so great? A standout title even among the usually excellent Oddworld games, Stranger’s Wrath mixed first-person shooting – using a crossbow and different kinds of (very) live ammo – with acrobatic third-person climbing and platforming. It also starred a bounty hunter who looked like Clint Eastwood crossed with a goat, and who wandered a Wild West hellscape capturing cowboy-looking thugs and handing them over to the chicken-faced townsfolk. This being an Oddworld story, it also hid a deeper, anti-corporate story for those who stuck with it – one involving water rights, natives being forced off their land and the last survivors of a noble species that used to rule the countryside. No matter how heavy-handed its satire got, though, it was always a blast to play.

Highest praise: “[Stranger’s Wrath] offers such a mix of modern game genres that pretty much everybody will find something to love and many, like myself, will find a lot to love. … A perfect 5 out of 5 gaming experience and the first great Xbox game of 2005.” – GameShark 

Why it tanked anyway: It probably didn’t help much that Stranger’s Wrath veered sharply away from the established Oddworld narrative – no Abe and no Munch meant a lot of fans didn’t really see it as worth their time. Add to that the fact that it was hyped as a first-person shooter – a genre that was flooding the Xbox in ’05 – and you can see how certain would-be gaming “connoisseurs” might turn up their noses at it. (Oh, cruel irony!)

Armed and Dangerous (2003)

Average Metacritic score: 79

What was it? A third-person shooter about a ragtag band of Cockney mercenaries out to liberate a planet from some tyrant or other.

What made it so great? While Armed and Dangerous was a respectable shooter, there was nothing all that special about its basic gameplay, aside from maybe that you could demolish a lot of buildings and that you were followed around by at least two chatty, marginally useful sidekicks at any given time. What set Armed and Dangerous apart, though, was its tongue-in-cheek presentation, which included plenty of dry Brit humor, over-the-top violence and some genuinely funny cutscenes. It also featured some outstandingly creative weaponry, not the least of which was a gun that shot live, burrowing sharks.

Highest praise: “This is a game that re-invents nearly everything it does, from weapons fire to storytelling to rescue missions to boost-and-hover gameplay to bold new ways to humiliate farm animals.” – Play magazine

Why it tanked anyway: Remember that 2003 holiday season we mentioned earlier? Yeah, not even shark launchers could save Armed & Dangerous once it decided to hit the market in the middle of that.

Otogi 2: Immortal Warriors (2004)

Average Metacritic score: 79

What was it? A mystical Japanese hack-and-slasher about an ancient, possibly undead swordsman and his five allies, which included a werewolf and a floating tree.

What made it so great? Like the original Otogi, the sequel was a deeply stylish, extremely Japanese action game in the vein of Devil May Cry or Ninja Gaiden. Unlike the hordes of also-ran hack-and-slashers that flooded the early-to-mid-‘00s, however, Otogi 2 distinguished itself by mixing a lot of boss battles with absolutely ridiculous amounts of destruction, as mute demon-killer Raikoh and his new buddies rapidly and indiscriminately tore through legions of lesser demons and huge chunks of fully destructible scenery. It was also really, really pretty, which just made its wanton carnage that much more breathtaking.

Highest praise: “A text book example of how to make the perfect follow up. ... Bigger, better, and hell of a lot sweeter.” – (defunct)

Why it tanked anyway: The first Otogi barely kept its head above water, so it wasn’t entirely surprising that the sequel would eke out abysmal sales figures before fading into the night. The almost total lack of a marketing push ensured that Otogi 2 never rose above niche-game status, ultimately condemning its brilliance to become just one more of the liabilities that dragged Sega down during the first half of the decade.

Space Station Silicon Valley (1998)

Average Metacritic score: 83

What was it? A whimsical puzzle game/platformer/robot-animal simulator by the creators of Grand Theft Auto, starring a computer chip that can hijack the bodies of robot animals on a derelict space station.

What made it so great? Like Body Harvest, the other N64 game by developer DMA (now Rockstar North), Space Station Silicon Valley could be seen as a test bed for the design principles behind Grand Theft Auto III. The protagonist was Evo, a robot who’d been destroyed in an accident, leaving only a spider-like microchip that could crawl around and “drive” the bodies of deactivated robot animals. And there were a lot of them, including dogs, sheep (who could execute floaty jumps), mice, foxes and bizarre variations on the above that sported racing wheels, giant springs, battering-ram heads and rocket launchers.

Highest praise: “I'm going to stand up on my chair and applaud the originality behind this game right now. … Despite how crazy this game sounds, Space Station Silicon Valley is easily one of the most enjoyable and rewarding videogames I have ever played. The zany touches are quite brilliant but the challenging and original gameplay is what really makes this cartridge rocket. Grab this one!” – The Electric Playground 

Why it tanked anyway: Discounting the fact that SSSV came out within a month of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Space Station Silicon Valley was weird, and weird can be a hard sell – especially if your game looks suspiciously like it’s for little babies. There also wasn’t much of a marketing push or any sort of widespread knowledge of the game, and so the best it ever really achieved in terms of audience was a small (but devoted) cult following.

Panzer Dragoon Orta (2003)

Average Metacritic score: 90

What was it? The Xbox-exclusive sequel to the Sega Saturn’s flagship series, which involved flying around on a dragon’s back and blasting every weird thing that moved.

What made it so great? The Panzer Dragoon games were arguably the best things about Sega’s failed Saturn console, combining amazingly pretty (at the time) on-rails shooter action with the thrill of flying a giant mutant dragon through a strange, post-apocalyptic world. And while the highly acclaimed (and extremely rare) Panzer Dragoon Saga took the franchise in an RPG-flavored direction, Orta brought it firmly back to its rail-shooter roots, with the full power of the Xbox behind it. For fans of the original games, Orta was nothing short of breathtaking, and its story – while a direct continuation of Saga’s – was nonetheless relatively easy to follow for newcomers.

Highest praise: “This game looks beautiful, and is one of the best shooters we’ve ever played, but we just can’t explain how therapeutic it is to incinerate everything with the power of a thousand George Foreman grills.” – Maxim, in a rare fit of actually liking an obscure game

Why it tanked anyway: While it’s tempting at this point to just throw up our hands at this point and declare Sega’s early-2000s efforts to have been cursed, Orta’s failure at the market was really down to two things: by 2003, Sega fans – the vast majority of Panzer Dragoon’s fanbase – had become a niche unto themselves, and relatively few of them followed Sega onto the Xbox. As for mainstream gamers coming at Orta fresh, it seems the brand was a little too weird, the ultra-linear action a little too confining and the run-time a little too short for the game to really catch on or be seen as worth full price at retail.

The Last Express (1997)

Average Metacritic score: 82

What was it? An open-ended point-and-click adventure, set on the Orient Express before World War I, which told its story through rotoscoped animation and was designed by Prince of Persia creator Jordan Mechner.

What made it so great? The Last Express sported unique visuals, excellent voice acting and a tight, engaging murder-mystery script, but more importantly, it may be one of the earliest examples of a truly free-roaming adventure game, with a clockwork plot that players could choose to participate in or ignore. Like on a real train, certain events unfolded only at certain times, and if you weren’t there to witness or alter them, then you’d simply miss out on that part of the plot. This – combined with the fact that the game never really told you what to do or even what your general goal was – ensured the possibility of a completely different story with each playthrough, making The Last Express a bold experiment in adventure-game design.

Highest praise:Its extreme nonlinearity, the inclusion of violent scenes, and a sense of being what is in reality a completely timed game set it apart from standard pure adventure fare. Quite frankly, I haven't clenched my teeth this hard since 1994 when I was in labor with Mini Minnie! I also have not played one computer game for this many hours in a row in years.” – Skinny Minnie of Four Fat Chicks 

Why it tanked anyway: Nobody knew about it, for starters. After spending millions on its production, publisher Broderbund did almost nothing to spread the word about the game’s existence, mainly because its entire marketing department quit just weeks before the game’s release. As a result, its potential audience consisted mainly of those willing to take a chance on an unknown game set on a train in the early 1900s – which, to be fair, was a relatively small number of gamers even in 1997. Combine that with the beginning of adventure games’ general decline in popularity, and not even a budget re-release by Interplay (which went bankrupt shortly afterward) could save this one from obscurity.

Thief: Deadly Shadows (2004)

Average Metacritic score: 84

What was it? The third and best-looking Thief game, featuring some of the best dark-fantasy stealth action ever designed.

What made it so great? The first two Thief games were amazing stealth-FPSes, and Deadly Shadows built on their successes by enabling players to switch between first- and third-person views (which, let’s face it, makes stealth a little easier), and moving much of the action to a freely explorable town that acts as a hub between missions. It also looked incredible by Xbox standards, and still stands as one of the creepiest stealth games ever made, thanks to a plot in which heists and petty thievery gradually give way to a zombie-infested ghost ship, a haunted orphanage and a monstrous Hag that murders children and wears their skins.

Highest praise: “The true wonder of the game isn’t in normal mapping or Havok physics, but rather in the low-tech ways in which the game turns skulking in the dark into tons of fun. There’s still room in this business for loving craftsmanship and intelligent design, and Deadly Shadows has both.” – GamePro 

Why it tanked anyway: Right off the bat, legions of Thief fans derided Deadly Shadows as being dumbed down for console gamers, but their scorn alone wasn’t to blame for Deadly Shadows’ sad performance (and besides, most of them probably got hold of copies anyway). Xbox gamers – apparently too busy shooting thugs as Sam Fisher to bother with master thief Garrett and his antiquated thievery – ignored the game in droves, leading to piddling sales for one of the console’s best stealth experiences.

Jet Set Radio Future (2002)

Average Metacritic score: 88

What was it? A sequel/remake to Jet Grind Radio that tweaked and re-imagined the original to create a similar, but significantly different game.

What made it so great? Tweaked or not, it was still a worthy successor to Jet Grind Radio, and some even believe it to be the superior game. It was certainly bigger, with more things to do, more characters to recruit and more tricks to perform, and the controls for skate stunts and graffiti were tighter and easier to use than JGR’s. It was also one of the first examples of what the Xbox’s hardware could do with cel-shaded graphics, and it still looks fantastic, with vast, elaborate environments that dwarfed the biggest playgrounds JGR had to offer. While JGR was arguably a more purely fun game, JSRF was everything a sequel should be: bigger, louder, faster and prettier. And again, the soundtrack was a lot of fun to skate to.

Highest praise: “It’s impossible to describe the experience of sidewinding down the spine of a gargantuan dragon statue, freefalling onto a trail of light, and then hyper zig-zagging along the suspended neon veins of 99th Street, all to the bombastic strains of Cibo Matto’s ‘Birthday Cake.’ It must be played to be believed.” – GamePro 

Why it tanked anyway: A lot of the tweaks to the game were apparently significant enough to actually put off fans of Jet Grind Radio (who as we already know weren’t exactly a huge group to begin with), and those fans can’t have been too happy about getting a remake of the original game’s story, rather than a true sequel. But JSRF didn’t pick up new fans at the expense of the old ones, either; it seems playing through a hip-hop cartoon as a gang of ne’er-do-wells on in-line skates was just too awesome to interest Xbox owners in 2002. Whatever the case, not even giving copies away with new systems was enough to boost JSRF’s numbers.

Grim Fandango (1998)

Average Metacritic score: 94

What was it? An endlessly brilliant point-and-click adventure that starred Dia de Los Muertos skeletons and took place almost entirely in the Mayan underworld.

What made it so great? Where to begin? The art deco presentation was memorably slick, the game’s vision of the afterlife was richly realized and believable and the story – about a post-life travel agent who falls in love with a mysterious woman – spun an elaborate Mayan-noir yarn, filled with intrigue, skeletons and friendly demons, that has to be played to be believed (or even understood, for that matter). The heroes were lovable, the villains diabolical and the puzzles – which included a competitive beat-poetry slam, among other things – were unforgettable. In short, this was the apex of the point-and-click genre. Too bad it came out when nobody cared about point-and-click anymore.

Highest praise: “Quite possibly one of the top five adventures of all time, and certainly in the Top Ten. The style, atmosphere, wit, creativity and inventiveness are what make Grim Fandango remarkable. … One would almost say that ‘they don't make them like that anymore’ – but fortunately that isn't quite true.” – Just Adventure 


Why it tanked anyway: Impenetrable title? Skeleton protagonists? Oh yeah, we bet that’d sell millions. Even putting aside the obvious lack of mass-market appeal, though, Grim Fandango’s failure at market can be chalked up to a general disillusionment with point-and-click adventures, which by 1998 were seen as slow-paced, antiquated relics. Perhaps it’s fitting that a game about death and what happens afterward sounded the death knell for adventure games as we knew them, but Grim Fandango’s so relentlessly enjoyable that we can’t help but wish it’d happened to a crappier title.

The Neverhood (1996)

Average Metacritic score: N/A

What was it? A beautifully realized point-and-click adventure that features innovative claymation, a warped sense of fun, an incredible soundtrack and a “DURR HURR HURR” aesthetic.

What made it so great? Essentially a full-motion-video game, The Neverhood distinguished itself by using lavish, stop-motion claymation (by Doug TenNapel, creator of Earthworm Jim) instead of live actors on bluescreen sets. The actual gameplay was a combination of traditional point-and-click puzzle-solving and Myst-style first-person exploration, and it was all crisply rendered, with characters that exploded with personality. At the center of it all was Klaymen, a moronic, rubbery everyman whose extravagant bumbling generated most of the game’s bizarre slapstick humor, and the whole thing was accompanied by an incredible soundtrack of original songs.

Highest praise: “Has time been kind to The Neverhood? It certainly has. On many levels, the game is superior to more contemporary counterparts that may be technically superior. ... In other words, it is still as fun to play today as years ago—and fun is, basically, what gaming is all about.” – Adventure Classic Gaming 


Actually, you can’t get a feel for why it was awesome just looking at a still picture. Here, check out this YouTube clip:

Why it tanked anyway: While we like to think of Grim Fandango as the beginning of the end for point-and-click gaming, the truth is that the slide started long before then. The Neverhood might have gained a cult following (as well as a sequel, Skullmonkeys, which ditched adventure for a platforming approach), but it never flew off the shelves – a shame, considering the amount of time and money that must have gone into creating its elaborate clay sets and characters.

Oh, and…

Okami (2006)

Average Metacritic score: 92

What was it? Either the single most amazing PS2/Wii game ever made or an endless public guilt trip we keep laying on our readers, depending on who you ask. Also, it’s a Zelda-like game about a sun-goddess/wolf out to rescue Japan from an oppressive gray curse with the power of art.

What made it so great? Pssh. You didn’t think we were going to leave this out, did you? Any opportunity to shoehorn Okami into a feature is an opportunity we’re going to take. A deep, versatile and endlessly enjoyable romp that borrows heavily from the Zelda series, Okami offers up a huge, more-or-less freely explorable version of folkloric Japan to run amok in, and then fills it with seemingly endless monsters to kill and activities to pursue. These only get more diverse and interesting as you gain new powers (most of which revolve around painting designs on the screen with a magic brush), and include making friends with animals, building bridges, digging wells, regrowing vegetation and occasionally tormenting the locals. Of course, the single most striking thing about Okami is its visual style, which is not only brilliantly animated but creatively uses cel-shading to create a look that’s part cartoon, part watercolor painting. And it’s all awesome.

Highest praise: “If games can be art, here’s the best possible example. … If you consider yourself a gamer in any way, buy this right now. You will not be disappointed.” – GamesRadar (Sorry, we had to.)


Why it tanked anyway: It’s hard to say. There wasn’t anything too notable that came out around the same time to distract gamers (unless you count Scarface, which hit almost a month later). However, the 360 was already starting to make PS2 games seem antiquated by late 2006, and with the PS3 and Wii just over the horizon, it’s possible gamers were too busy looking ahead to take a risk on what was in front of them. It’s also possible that Okami’s charms actually worked against it, as the unusual name and cartoony presentation might have been a turnoff to gamers looking for more “serious” fare. Or maybe gamers just didn’t like the idea of playing as a dog on fire. Whatever the case, it looks like the DS sequel might be headed our way soon, so let’s hope it finds an audience this time.

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  • PortalFTW - April 10, 2011 6:39 p.m.

    This whole list could have been filled with Tim Shcafer
  • EvilInkarnate - July 16, 2010 8:34 a.m.

    I loved Metalstorm!! I'd spend hours playin it's hard as hellness with my older brother back when I was like 9. lol. Stranger's Wrath...don't get me started. I opted for a PS2 over the original Xbox. When I jumped ship and finally got a 360 I picked up some of the badass Xbox games I missed out on because the 360 was "backward compatible". Got Stranger's Wrath and Jade Empire. Too bad MS didn't have Stranger's Wrath on that list of backward compatability. Also, why did they not add achievements to original Xbox games in the On Demand on Live?? I'd pick up Psychonauts in a heartbeat.
  • GammaGames - July 16, 2010 3:50 a.m.

    I loved Metal Arms, best $6 on a video game i ever spent. It's my second favorite game (MW2 is favorite) still play it occasionally, would be cool on PS3. had fun multiplayer
  • mentalityljs - November 18, 2009 1:05 a.m.

    @ NorwegianKinfofNames lol Nice!
  • w40kfanatic - November 12, 2009 1:15 a.m.

    space station silicon vally ftw!! it really isnt a game for kids, just because theyd get bored (the jokes wouldnt make sense to a young mind) i loved half of these games, it pains me to hear they did poorly.
  • ilike2pwn - November 7, 2009 3:59 a.m.

    All this time I have been wondering if there was a Shenmue II............ (Okami is one of the best games ever)
  • cosker - October 28, 2009 3:37 p.m.

    ive played them all and think there all mint
  • jimmdogg - October 28, 2009 3:03 p.m.

    Great article. You didn't overlook anything. Appove.
  • Oxfordcomma4 - October 27, 2009 9:09 p.m.

    Oh god.. i loved (actually love) metal arms. almost seven years later, i still play it regularly. only good thing on my bro's wii
  • gmilf71 - October 26, 2009 8:15 a.m.

    AH man poor okami. and I though that jet grind radio and psychonauts were good too.
  • BiscuitGangsta - October 25, 2009 6:40 p.m.

    Oddworld was probably the first fps I played on the xbox. And I loved every second of playing it, truly a classic for the ages.
  • Dawlish - October 25, 2009 6:37 p.m.

    I had metal gears was awsome though it glitched when I bought a shot gun
  • AuthorityFigure - October 25, 2009 12:19 p.m.

    Why GTA:CW tanked? I.think you're over-thinking it, Gamesradar. The real reason I say is because it was TOP-VIEW. No one wants to play GTA from above anymore. Rockstar got over confident.
  • defiantroyroy - October 25, 2009 5:23 a.m.

    mmm shenmue 2, I just had to finish it, possibly the most boring game I've ever played.
  • WraithPlayer - October 24, 2009 9:13 p.m.

    Oddworld 2 and Beyond Good and Evil were both incredible! lookin forward to Beyond G&W 2 and hopefully they'll bring out an oddworld 3
  • Kaz993 - October 24, 2009 7:51 p.m.

  • Kaz993 - October 24, 2009 7:44 p.m.

    I loved Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath.
  • i8luigi - October 24, 2009 2:30 a.m.

    I remember playing: Psychonauts: amazing game, Tim Schafer is a genius Metal Arms: An awesomely creatibve title, it's a shame it sold so poorly Okami: Amazing. It is an absolute crime that this didn't sell, and one of the greatest travesties of gaming Space Station Silicon Valley: I have vague memories of playing this with my friend on his N64. I also have vague memories of being addicted to it.
  • speedyrel - October 23, 2009 10:57 p.m.

    Just to let you guys know, the link to this page via email is wrong. instead of www.(watever) its prev.(watever) and asks for a username and password.
  • isaacthejust - October 23, 2009 10:19 p.m.

    Guess I should be flattered...