Y'see, Batman's okay. But the black costume, doomy demeanour... it's all a bit
What he really needs is a reinterpretation - an image makeover recasting him as a big fat man in an ill-fitting children's playsuit, hands on hips, showing off his shiny belt buckle which is wrapped around big, billowing blue pants that resemble a nappy.
And he should be resting on top of an old flannel.
Enough, then, with the cack confectionary.
Here's a few movie cakes we genuinely love...