15 ridiculously NSFW gaming ads (for totally unsexy stuff)

...because there's going to be a test later

As this YouTube video hilarious demonstrates, Interlude is just a questionnaire of your sexual fantasies, with the end goal being specified instructions for having sex. There's just one problem: by the time you've finished asking your computer about how to best please your lover, they will have already started a meaningful relationship with someone who talks to them instead of filling out 'sexy' surveys.

I (don't want to) remember when this was acceptable!

So there you have it - sex has been used in the attempt to sell games since the '70s, and it doesn't look like things are going to change anytime soon. Big ups to the Video Game Print Ads tumblr, which has loads of retro gaming ads both classic and horrifying. Tell me in the comments which ad you think is the most egregious - and please, refrain from sharing which one got you the most aroused.

And if you're hungry for more light-hearted mockery, check out 14 custom characters that will haunt your dreams or The worst box art of 2014.