A TV anchorman, for whom she's already dumped one boyfriend (Adrien Brody); with a ventriloquist's dummy. Which, frankly, is more or less the main reason we've included this tryst.
Alright, We Forgive You:
Aside from the fact that she's clearly batshit mental, she does genuinely seem to love the little guy when she abducts and, er, 'explores' him.
Plus, somewhere under all this mess, there's probably a weak pun to be made about, y'know,
. Or something.