This eight minute smackdown comes courtesy of Montauk Films, who went all out on costumes, cameras and kick-ass for this showdown between Gotham’s dark knight and everybody’s favourite alien (after the xenomorph).
Iron Man vs Bruce Lee
Who says stop motion is outdated? Here it comes crashing into the new millennium thanks to some fancy Mac work… and it rocks our world. Love the cheeky cameo at the end, too. All kinds of awesome.
Buffy Summers vs Edward Cullen
Sometimes the most obvious ideas are the best. Who has the smarts (and the stakes) to take down Edward Cullen? Only Buffy the ruddy vampire slayer! Though the irony can’t be lost on the vid creators that Buffy once had her own mopey vamp lover…
Robocop vs Terminator
War of the robots! Scenes from Terminator 2 are cleverly stitched together with scenes from RoboCop to create a metallic bust-up to end all metallic bust-ups. Very clever.
John Cusack vs John Malkovich
What’s better than one John? Uh, two Johns of course! Cusack and Malkovich go toe-to-toe courtesy of
Celebrity Death Match
– for a quirky fight that’s not exactly inside the ring. What do we call such a colossal confrontation? Duh,
Beating John Malkovich
Joker vs Joker
They all said that Heath Ledger’s Joker could never top Jack Nicholson’s Joker. Then he went and did it, just to spite all the doubters. Here they have a face-off guaranteed to illicit killer giggles.
Batman vs Superman
No contest, surely? Batman’s just a bloke in a suit. Superman’s a bloke in a suit
from another planet
. The Kryptonian should be able to crush that rich toff without so much as blinking. But can he really…?
Ewoks vs Predator
If you hate Ewoks, and enjoy nothing more than watching them die, here’s the fantasy smackdown for you. Watch as the furry, um, furballs face the deadly Predator, as clips from, um,
are mashed with
Return Of The Jedi
. The outcome will probably annoy you.
Star Trek vs Star Wars
The crew of the Enterprise drift through space and come across – the Death Star! And they think it’s… a probe?! Idiots! If that’s the best the Starfleet can come up with, the future probably isn’t bright (or orange) for Pickard and his crew.
Freddy vs Jason
This one actually happened, but it’s still all kinds of awesome. Forget Sam Worthington, this is the real clash of the titans, as many a fanboy’s fantasy is fulfilled with the two horror legends going mask to claw.
Spider-Man vs Batman
This town ain't big enough for the two of 'em. This not entirely unconvincing trailer for a bat versus spider tango stitches together various scenes from both flicks, sort of like a video geek creating his own superhero suit, but in video form.
Sly vs Arnie
If you can figure out what they’re saying, you get a prize. The two mumbly action stars enter the Celebrity Death Match ring for a fight to the death. Naturally, Arnie gets all the one-liners.
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