101 Skyrim Tweets

#nirnworldproblems #skyrim #dragons

Since Skyrim's release it has invaded our status updates, text messages, water cooler conversations and, of course, Twitter feeds. From undying love of the game to complaints about losing loved ones to Skyrim's arms we've compiled 101 of the best 140-character messages about #nirnworldproblems.

...Skyrim?

What is this Skyrim that's consuming everyone's time?!
@NisaD_

Hi I'm Guy Fieri. What, everyone's talking about Skyrim? Sure, I'll eat Skyrim. What is that? I don't even care, I'll eat it.
@nedroid

"Last Tuesday, Modern Warfare 3 was released, and on Friday, the latest Skyrim came out." - NPR
@jasonschreier

Above: "It must be some kind of basketball game..." @Drew_Ulmer
@TYLERTRON_3000

My manager tonight keeps talking about Skyrim. I don't know what it is, but apparently he's slayed 2 dragons.
@tianakj

We get it about the name, guys

SKYRIMJOB SKYRIMJOB SKYRIMJOB SKYRIMJOB SKYRIMJOB SKYRIMJOB SKYRIMJOB SKYRIMJOB SKYRIMJOB
@HallowedCrow

Thinking about getting a #Skyrim... Is it like, a sexual favor?
@DIRTYDLUX

Skyrim: videogame or in-flight ass-to-mouth?
@collynmccoy

Turns out #skyrim is a computer game, not special time when me and David flew to the UN last summer #milehighclub
@DeputyPM

I don't know what a "Skyrim" is, but it sounds filthy and I wish people would stop asking me to try it. I don't even own an airplane.
@timmyisanerd

Hubs says I've used up my quota on Skyrim-job jokes. :(
@Rubick

So what's the game like?

Skyrim: the world's first cabbage collecting simulator
@lowtax

STUFF TO FIND PEOPLE TO KILL FLOWERS TO PICK
@chrisremo

Skyrim is like getting on a corgi sled made of bacon and waffles with nyancat as your copilot.
@dantack

#skyrim is like a grown up version of sims or something.
@yupitsjillian

renting a hotel room is like being in Skyrim: enter room, steal shampoo, steal soap, steal mouthwash, search dresser, steal bible
@lowtax

Observations

Of his own accord my horse just galloped into a tower, climbed a winding staircase, crossed a bridge, and killed three bandits.
@chrisremo

After every battle I enjoy the emergent minigame of "where's my horse?"
@solid_angle

I found a talking dog in Skyrim. And it has the goofiest voice possible.
GamesRadar's own @MatthewGKeast

Out of me, a Giant, and many imperial troops from a nearby fort, the Dragon attacks a poor mudcrab that happened to be wandering by.
@_Irridium

While in the middle of battling bandits I was forced into a conversation with a wandering NPC and got killed. WTH.
@demonicmurry

Above: Me, walking up to a shrine: "Sup! got the stone!" Steward, draws sword at the air: "Is someone there?" me: "da fuq?" Dragon: "OHAI."
@KMcNightingale

I think Skyrim is being occupied. Bandits make up 99% of the population.
@ZenMonken

Spreading the word of Mara in Riften by killing anyone who doesnt believe!
@corticalscrub

I forgot how much I loved destroying evil abominations.
@CuddlyDraugr

Im a fucking werewolf....OMFG SO PUMPED GAAAHHH!!!!
@mattilasucks

Welcome to Skyrim! Mind the accents, so bad they make the Swedish Chef sound like Meryl Streep.
@ferretthimself

Played a quick game of Skyrim last night. Discovered there's no such thing as a quick game of Skyrim.
@wrongwaygoback

I can tell by the tone in Lydia's voice when I ask her about equipment that she knows "housecarl" is just a nicer word for "mule".
@mightyrobot

Have just accidentally fallen off a cliff while trying to catch a butterfly. Possibly the most effete death in videogame history.
@LordScumland

Could the NPC's in Skyrim stop giving me quests for five minutes?!
@notmattschwartz

I killed a giant in Skyrim and its mammoth buddy started wailing in remorse. Reloaded and left him alone. That was unexpectedly harrowing.
@tinysubversions

Bear, this is a judgment free zone but you have to tell me the truth: this isn't your garnet ring, is it? You stole it, didn't you?
@acarboni

ice wraith, you're going to be my bitch.
@GreatGapingVag

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