101 Skyrim Tweets

Since Skyrim's release it has invaded our status updates, text messages, water cooler conversations and, of course, Twitter feeds. From undying love of the game to complaints about losing loved ones to Skyrim's arms we've compiled 101 of the best 140-character messages about #nirnworldproblems.


What is this Skyrim that's consuming everyone's time?!

Hi I'm Guy Fieri. What, everyone's talking about Skyrim? Sure, I'll eat Skyrim. What is that? I don't even care, I'll eat it.

"Last Tuesday, Modern Warfare 3 was released, and on Friday, the latest Skyrim came out." - NPR

Above: "It must be some kind of basketball game..." @Drew_Ulmer

My manager tonight keeps talking about Skyrim. I don't know what it is, but apparently he's slayed 2 dragons.

We get it about the name, guys


Thinking about getting a #Skyrim... Is it like, a sexual favor?

Skyrim: videogame or in-flight ass-to-mouth?

Turns out #skyrim is a computer game, not special time when me and David flew to the UN last summer #milehighclub

I don't know what a "Skyrim" is, but it sounds filthy and I wish people would stop asking me to try it. I don't even own an airplane.

Hubs says I've used up my quota on Skyrim-job jokes. :(

So what's the game like?

Skyrim: the world's first cabbage collecting simulator


Skyrim is like getting on a corgi sled made of bacon and waffles with nyancat as your copilot.

#skyrim is like a grown up version of sims or something.

renting a hotel room is like being in Skyrim: enter room, steal shampoo, steal soap, steal mouthwash, search dresser, steal bible


Of his own accord my horse just galloped into a tower, climbed a winding staircase, crossed a bridge, and killed three bandits.

After every battle I enjoy the emergent minigame of "where's my horse?"

I found a talking dog in Skyrim. And it has the goofiest voice possible.
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Out of me, a Giant, and many imperial troops from a nearby fort, the Dragon attacks a poor mudcrab that happened to be wandering by.

While in the middle of battling bandits I was forced into a conversation with a wandering NPC and got killed. WTH.

Above: Me, walking up to a shrine: "Sup! got the stone!" Steward, draws sword at the air: "Is someone there?" me: "da fuq?" Dragon: "OHAI."

I think Skyrim is being occupied. Bandits make up 99% of the population.

Spreading the word of Mara in Riften by killing anyone who doesnt believe!

I forgot how much I loved destroying evil abominations.

Im a fucking werewolf....OMFG SO PUMPED GAAAHHH!!!!

Welcome to Skyrim! Mind the accents, so bad they make the Swedish Chef sound like Meryl Streep.

Played a quick game of Skyrim last night. Discovered there's no such thing as a quick game of Skyrim.

I can tell by the tone in Lydia's voice when I ask her about equipment that she knows "housecarl" is just a nicer word for "mule".

Have just accidentally fallen off a cliff while trying to catch a butterfly. Possibly the most effete death in videogame history.

Could the NPC's in Skyrim stop giving me quests for five minutes?!

I killed a giant in Skyrim and its mammoth buddy started wailing in remorse. Reloaded and left him alone. That was unexpectedly harrowing.

Bear, this is a judgment free zone but you have to tell me the truth: this isn't your garnet ring, is it? You stole it, didn't you?

ice wraith, you're going to be my bitch.


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  • D0CCON - November 18, 2011 11:20 p.m.

    The being forced into a conversation one made me laugh since it's happened three times. Once I was fighting a dragon when an escaped prisoner told me not to say anything to the guard that was chasing him. Then, during the same fight, I was stopped again by the guard. Then, I was fighting another dragon that was in Solitude when Solitude's courier decided that now was the perfect time to give me a message.
  • soren7550 - November 18, 2011 8:16 p.m.

    Love the tweets, love the game. Wish I could play more though, but it's 'the boyfriend's' game, and it's 'his 360' and 'his house'. The jerk. (love him to pieces, don't get me wrong. He just plays *a lot* of Skyrim.)
  • Evanesco - November 18, 2011 8:11 p.m.

    I have a bad taste in my mouth from my PS3 version, so this isn't as funny as it could be.
  • madmax21st - November 19, 2011 3:24 a.m.

    Cool slide show machine you got there, PSbro.
  • profile0000 - November 18, 2011 7:37 p.m.

    Very funny read. I sadly have only put a few hours into Skyrim since getting it on release-day. That will change tomorrow and Sunday, however.
  • xRAGDOLLx - November 18, 2011 7:32 p.m.

    @ If you can’t say anything nice... haters gonna hate
  • DualWieldingIsNotFeasible - November 18, 2011 5:43 p.m.

    So many bear tweets...which makes sense, because bears in the Elder Scrolls games are an endless source of entertainment. Especially when they're rolling downhill at high speed.
  • codystovall - November 18, 2011 5:38 p.m.

    My friend is bringing it over tonight after we went to the release to get it, Im skeptical about its awesomeness (batman for game of the year) so I hope he also brings saints row 3.

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