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10 video game creatures that would make awesome pets


Trico (The Last Guardian)

The ultimate shitting machine/come fertiliser factory is the ideal pet for money-grabbing farmers.


Cerberus (God of War II)

Screw pooch getting your slippers. This hell hound can bring you grot and booze.


Headcrab (Half-Life)

Brave the rain in style with a loyal pet that just happens to double up as a fetching hat.


Hunter (Resident Evil)


Are you a prospective pet owner looking for a convoluted way of opening cans? Then hot damn if this only slightly stabby monstrosity isn't the pet for you.


Sonic (Take a shot in the dark)

Kerching!

Feb 5, 2010


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42 comments

  • whitesall - November 6, 2010 10:34 p.m.

    i have a pet brumak
  • demonslayer76 - February 10, 2010 8:10 p.m.

    personally, i want a big daddy for a pet, kill everything, look like kliner with that headcrab on your head
  • lovinmyps3 - February 8, 2010 12:31 a.m.

    I want DOG!! =)
  • joy - February 7, 2010 11:51 p.m.

    + 1 Ammy... I mean look at my profile pic :)
  • deathrebellion - February 7, 2010 8:20 a.m.

    there'd be too many to mention XD
  • slickninja - February 7, 2010 12:27 a.m.

    What a waste of a top ten list. Must be a slow day at the Gamesradar offices.
  • kingofspades94 - February 6, 2010 3:11 p.m.

    Where's Jack Frost? Or other memorable SMT demons? I want one of those!!
  • ryno - February 6, 2010 2:06 p.m.

    i want a headcrab
  • waynski1457 - February 6, 2010 1:54 p.m.

    Too bad that listing Trico as a pet only reaffirms that it's going to DIE!!! *cries* recaptcha: his necrosis BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
  • AlexMercer1337 - February 6, 2010 11:11 a.m.

    What about the varren from ME2?
  • AA95mp - February 6, 2010 9:55 a.m.

    i've always wanted a headcrab
  • DeathbyFira - February 6, 2010 9:52 a.m.

    I so want a Trico i can ride him for trasportation he can lift me to high places maybe ransack a gas station or two and get some cold beverages and my slim jim on and make him crap on my ex girlfriends house and a charmader would be second cuz if u do evolve him into a charazrd what happens if you cant control his ass then you are as good as bar bq lol
  • AyJay - February 6, 2010 9:05 a.m.

    I want a Blob.
  • vogler1604 - February 6, 2010 6:33 a.m.

    how bout the pup from okamiden?
  • Spooge10 - February 6, 2010 6:10 a.m.

    I would love to wear my stylish Headcrab hat while riding a Brumak to work. This article was full of lulz, GR. Good job.
  • Yeager1122 - February 6, 2010 4:57 a.m.

    I want dogmeat from fallout 3 as a pet.
  • skyguy343 - February 6, 2010 4:42 a.m.

    Aaaaaaaaaaaagro. Just sayin'...
  • whiteknight1981 - February 6, 2010 2:47 a.m.

    I just want B. Buttercup to be my pet. I mean a freakin horse that types!! Although I know the spelling would be atrocious because, you know, the hoofs. And I would have an in with the official website of the internet GamesRadar!!! Either that or Alf Pacino. "This is some great coke!....Willie!"
  • robotechandnarutosucks - February 6, 2010 2:40 a.m.

    everyone knows magikarp would be the ultimate pokemon pet.
  • OmNomRomRearghNergh - February 6, 2010 2:21 a.m.

    AmmyAmmyAmmyAmmyAmmyAmmyAmmy! Great article though :D every picture was funny as

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