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April 16, 2009

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67 comments

  • DARK_SIDE - January 3, 2010 9:14 p.m.

    Hahahaha 1 5 6 and 7 were the best
  • pandasrock - December 11, 2009 11:59 p.m.

    call of duty modern warfare 2 was supposed to fix enemy stupidness but they forgot number 9.......
  • hardcore_gamer1990 - May 2, 2009 6:41 p.m.

    "i am completely invisible to the enemy.... bugger" LOL
  • ReaperOfDarkness - April 28, 2009 9:56 a.m.

    Haha really funny article the pictures were fanatastic and clever. One thing i noticed was that securing your helmet is actually a mistake. Soldiers dont do that they keep the straps open. The helemt is secured in non combat dress situations only. A helmet with the strap on can decapitate you if something explodes or hits the helmet near you. Strap on means head flies off with helemt strap off mean helmet flies off with head still attached :)
  • samsterman2 - April 22, 2009 6:32 p.m.

    awesomly hillarious article
  • crazycrazy83 - April 21, 2009 8:18 p.m.

    hilarious
  • EvilInkarnate - April 19, 2009 7:13 p.m.

    This was by far the funniest article I've read in a while!! I love the "NO!! This is wrong". It makes me think of the episode of Aqua Teen with Ted Nugent. UNACCEPTABLE!! lol
  • bi9foot - April 17, 2009 6:25 p.m.

    @gernboes it says ummanned not emplaced good article
  • Thelonius - April 17, 2009 4:06 p.m.

    awesome article as always gr!
  • deathrebellion - April 17, 2009 11:59 a.m.

    LMAO if they took ur advise den we'd never be gud at games now will we??
  • Wacko237 - April 17, 2009 10:33 a.m.

    lol BUGGER!
  • BlackElement17 - April 17, 2009 5:50 a.m.

    Insightfull
  • MrQuatloo - April 17, 2009 3:39 a.m.

    Nice, but you forgot one thing: instede of using guns just blow them up with hand grenades nobody can stop those
  • Estacado - April 17, 2009 12:31 a.m.

    hahaha the 9 is the best xD
  • wiisixty - April 16, 2009 11:37 p.m.

    lmao hilarious feature
  • metalgatesolid - April 16, 2009 10:48 p.m.

    I'd like to see a game where you control grunts. It would play alot like lemmings. You postion your grunts near more hazzards(like the red barrel) and once a timer runs down the 'hero' runs in shooting the hazzards and you get points for mass grunt kills, grunt suicide and stupidity, and over the top grunt kills (i.e 10 grunts standing below a grate held up with floss)
  • Corsair89 - April 16, 2009 10:15 p.m.

    Wait, what? Hide BEHIND cover?!?!?!? That's crazy talk. lol. :P
  • Gotxxrock - April 16, 2009 8:53 p.m.

    aaawwwww... I love bad AI though :)
  • Spybreak8 - April 16, 2009 8:42 p.m.

    lol yea who would have though the days of doom and exploding barrels would live on!^^
  • noobeater - April 16, 2009 8:32 p.m.

    hugely funny the second page was the funniest especially the shadow picture to be fair im quite happy with enemies not doing 1 through to 10

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