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  • jordanrmck - December 22, 2012 6:55 p.m.

    If I survive then I am just going to live off all the dead people, I will get used to the smell if I can get past the taste. Plus with all the bodies laying around I will have the choice of any girl I want. Hint hint wink wink. Yeah I went there. I don't mean any of this though. haha
  • Baz - December 21, 2012 4:33 a.m.

    me and my mates were discussing the topic of the world ending in the pub last night. we decided that under the severely unlikely outcome that we as a group were part of the very few survivors left that the world would be in trouble. mostly because the other survivors would be the sort of crowd you find in this particular pub on a Thursday night. essentially the cast of survivors in this apocalypse would include ten 18 year old males who are a mixture of students apprentices, a shop assistant, a cleaner and an ex alcoholic who is now considered a "social drinker". other survivors would be the bar staff, two kitchen staff and a wide range of what i like to call career drinkers. half of these career drinkers were there when i walked past the pub at 10 this morning. baring in mind that the best skill amongst these drinkers is the amazing proficiency to avoid getting a job but still have enough money to fuel there alcoholism. with this in mind what could possibly be humanities final remnants would begin a violent battle for control over the bar. the bar staff would be brutally killed. the kitchen staff would blockade themselves in the kitchen. after the battle and the victor had drank him or herself into a stupor me and my friends(possibly missing the alcoholic) would crawl from under the tables and be tasked with rebuilding. luckily one of the students is studying construction management. but then what use would 9 or 10 males be to rebuild and repopulate the earth or even our home town. the only suggestion we could come up with, (this was actually suggested and I apologise in advance for the stupidity) was that if the most feminine of our group was to somehow pull off a Jurassic park and mutate into a female. there was a lot of other things said during this conversation that I won't repeat purely because they disturbed me beyond help. All I can say is that if the world does pretty much end, I hope I don't survive.
  • Unoriginal - December 21, 2012 12:34 p.m.

    At least your survival plan is original.
  • joabbuac - December 21, 2012 1:01 a.m.

    Its funny you picked Walking Dead for the picture where you say how fun a zombie apocalypse would be, i don't think any other zombie game out there rams home the sadness and struggle you would go through if it did happen.
  • PolarBearsInHeat - December 20, 2012 7:37 p.m.

    meh, pot would be legal, so it sounds good to me
  • brickman409 - December 20, 2012 5:34 p.m.

    slide 3 and slide 10 completely contradict each say the whole world will be clean from the wind, but then you go on and say there will be so much trash around that it will smell like a landfill! so which one is it?
  • kaleb-mayhew - June 27, 2013 7:48 a.m.

    no there saying that although there will be no trash it will stink from rotting bodies and bodily waste
  • Hobbitking17 - December 20, 2012 4:10 p.m.

    Which are there more of Lions or Cats? Lions are cats.
  • pl4y4h - December 20, 2012 6:08 p.m.

    Every lion is a cat, but not every cat is a lion. Meaning there will still be more cats than lions.
  • kaleb-mayhew - June 27, 2013 7:51 a.m.

    i'm this case they mean (i'm assuming for otherwise it's not an apt comparison because people feed our pets)feral house cats
  • Dueck - December 20, 2012 3:01 p.m.

    I wouldn't be overly concerned. If I happened to be lucky enough to survive the event itself, I'd be OK. I'm basically immune to disease (thanks to a "disorder" lol) and have some experience with a handful firearms. I'm also great with a bow and amazing at manipulating people. I could kill people without mercy if need-be (when I was 9, a couple of teenagers tried to beat me up, so I lured them into my garage and attempted to slash them up with garden shears, so it's not all talk). I have a small circle of people I love and trust, but outside that I'd be willing to shoot people I like to protect them.
  • Manguy17 - December 21, 2012 6:26 a.m.

    So its cool if i chill with you then yeah?
  • jordanrmck - December 22, 2012 6:47 p.m.

    That's the exact thing that will get you killed. I am sure if someone gets the drop on you you will be dead just as easy as the rest of us.
  • CUFCfan616 - December 20, 2012 2:53 p.m.

    If there's one thing games have taught me, it's that you're wrong. The apocalypse will be glorious with gamers running round the countryside shooting bandits and scavengers. Several of us will also be chosen to participate in special projects to survive the apocalypse and they'll be the only survivors of said projects.
  • BladedFalcon - December 20, 2012 2:12 p.m.

    Nice, although I disagree with the "Life will go on" one. No matter how bad we end up screwing and however we manage to end up screwing ourselves over. We're not significant enough to kill the entire planet. Other brings will adapt, and I'm pretty sure roaches will survive pretty much anything that's thrown at them. Even when we're gone, the world will probably keep going for far longer. And it's incorrect that all plants need sunlight. Yes, little to no sun would screw more lifeforms over, but not bacteria, archeas, and plants like algaes.
  • kiing8kong6 - December 20, 2012 2:06 p.m.