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Half-Life 2: Episode 3

First announced: May 2006

Since then, we’ve seen: A few pieces of concept art and very little else.


Above: SIGH 

Why it’ll be delayed: Few developers have misunderstood the point of episodic game releases as badly as Valve has. Much as we love the studio that’s given us Left 4 Dead, Portal and endless Team Fortress 2 updates, they’ve spent more time developing the third chapter of Half-Life 2’s expansion than most developers spend making entirely new franchises. And that’s not too bad, assuming all that time in the oven leads to an amazing finale for the series, but it has left us wondering if HL2E3 will ever see the light of day at all.

That’s not to say there isn’t hope. Back in September, Valve director Gabe Newell said that “three pretty big surprises” were planned for the year ahead. Assuming the first two were DotA 2 and the Team Fortress 2 community-creation store (both announced the following month), we’ll be surprised if the third isn’t more details on Episode 3.


Above: Here’s a screen from Episode 2, in case you want to pretend 

However, we’ll be even more surprised if those details include a 2011 release date. Valve seems to have its hands full with DotA 2, the multiplatform release of Portal 2 and (probably) a bunch more add-ons to its other existing games, and it’s not as if it hasn’t been busy cranking out new games for the last couple of years. Until we hear differently, we’re going to have to assume Episode 3 is still a ways off.

Best-case scenario (if we’re wrong): That third surprise will be that a dedicated team at Valve has secretly been hard at work on Episode 3 this whole time, and has in fact spent the last few months putting the finishing touches on an especially explosive finale. Also, Episode 3 will be the size of a full game, thus accounting for its endless development cycle. And because Valve is just that awesome, it’ll still sell Episode 3 for around 20 bucks.


Duke Nukem Forever

First announced: April 1997

Since then, we’ve seen: A handful of old (but impressive) game-footage demos, a smattering of laughable “screenshots.” And then, after the closure of 3D Realms, a clutch of leaked screenshots and some footage that made us mourn just a little for what had, until that point, been one of the internet’s longest-running jokes.


Oh, and then there was that one time at the 2010 Penny Arcade Expo when Gearbox showed up with a fully playable demo of the game and announced it was back on track for release, this time from a developer that actually had its shit together.

Why it’ll be delayed: Don’t give us that look. Yes, we know Duke Nukem Forever has reportedly been finished, and will be ready for reviewers in a matter of weeks. Yes, we’re aware that makes the odds that we’re right about this one especially slim.

HOWEVER!

There’s one important fact you may have missed: it’s Duke Nukem Forever. It is cursed. If the finished game were to suddenly be scrapped, rebuilt from scratch and delayed indefinitely for “reasons,” even with Gearbox at the helm, it would come as a surprise to absolutely nobody. A disappointment, sure, but not a surprise. Not to us, and certainly not to you, whether you want to admit it or not.

Best-case scenario (if we’re wrong): It’ll ship on time, neatly coinciding with the Duke Nukem franchise’s 20th anniversary. Also, Jesus will come back, dreams will become reality, mandatory PS3 firmware updates will cease and friendly dinosaurs will be cloned in a lab.

Probably none of that other stuff will happen, but we did say “best-case scenario.”

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66 comments

  • brickman409 - January 13, 2012 10:48 p.m.

    i still cant believe to this day that duke nukem forever actually came out
  • Miles_Endsly - April 4, 2011 7:37 p.m.

    Is it just me or does that screen shot of Diablo 3 look a heck of a lot like Pre in Guild Wars first?
  • aaronbuhagiar - January 25, 2011 2:45 a.m.

    Don't forget Grand theft Auto V
  • Yeager1122 - January 22, 2011 10:40 p.m.

    No i hope Mass Effect 3 and Skyrim dont get delayed.
  • aFATALmiracle - January 22, 2011 6:02 p.m.

    I want Battlefield 3 already. I think my best gaming days were spent playing with my buddies on BF2, and I want to be able to relive the glory days of pwnage. Oh, and please come on with Episode 3.
  • IsaacClarkeDeadSpace - January 22, 2011 4:50 p.m.

    I want Mass Effect 3!
  • Dredgon - January 22, 2011 7 a.m.

    I really want ME 3 to come out this year, as I like the idea of having two great BioWare sequels "bookend" an astounding year! But, I still wouldn't be surprised, yet very disappointed, though it would probably just be a month, into January, if anything at all. But I'm confident BioWare can do it, they're the best ever!!!!!
  • The4X - January 22, 2011 3:13 a.m.

    So Duke Nukem trailer appeared...
  • FanofSaiyan - January 22, 2011 12:05 a.m.

    One game we probably also won't see until 2012 would be Assassin's Creed 3, chances are it's already in development...
  • EwoksTasteLikeChicken - January 21, 2011 11:35 p.m.

    Yeah I don't think Battlefield 3 or Saints Row 3 are coming out till at least 2012.
  • GammaGames - January 21, 2011 10:28 p.m.

    Duke Nokem Forever http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/duke-nukem-forever/news/duke-nukem-forever-launching-on-may-3-kickass-trailer-and-screens-inside/a-20110121114526743048/g-20100903112053378011 you may want to fix that
  • soren7550 - January 21, 2011 10:22 p.m.

    I don't think that Mass Effect 3 will be delayed, since BioWare has been really good with keeping their Mass Effects released on time.
  • Collymilad - January 21, 2011 9:59 p.m.

    Just give me ME3 and I'll be happy.
  • NightAce84 - January 21, 2011 8:42 p.m.

    When Fallout 3 was made, half of the Bethesda team was put to work on a "secret" game. That was Skyrim. This game has been YEARS into development and is nearly almost done. Bethesda said they didn't want to reveal it until it is almost done. I have complete faith that Skyrim comes out on time.
  • Chaoscoolperson - January 21, 2011 7:41 p.m.

    Right now I dont care if ME:3 is delayed because i havent finished the first one due to other game taking up my time. >:(
  • Fuzunga - January 21, 2011 7:33 p.m.

    It's funny that, since this was posted, DNF has gotten a release date of May 3rd in the US and May 6th elsewhere.
  • yonderTheGreat - January 21, 2011 6:28 p.m.

    Why the HECK is Episode 3 on here? Valve has (has, yes, not have, I don't care!) already stated that it will NOT be released in 2011. And... I know this was "published" less than 24 hours before the announcement but HA! May 3rd, 2011. BAM!
  • GamesRadarMikelReparaz - January 21, 2011 6:17 p.m.

    @Jacky13 @tiben36 @batman5273 All good points, but read the entry again.
  • batman5273 - January 21, 2011 5:38 p.m.

    Duke Nuke'em Forever just announced will be released May3!
  • tiben36 - January 21, 2011 5:17 p.m.

    lol, i heard Duke Nukem Forever was out on may 3 in the usa

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