4) Turn into the Invisible Man
There are two ways to achieve this. The first involves illusion magic but this is cancelled out by touching objects or attacking something. Far better is to don enchant armor with an effect called Chameleon. Enchant four things (boots, trousers, gloves and helmet for example) and Chameleon creates complete invisibility. Best of all, it never runs out or gets cancelled. Now, where are the lady elves’ showers?
5) Find the poor drowned troll
There’s no rush, though, he’s not going anywhere. Just southeast of a town called Bravil there’s a small, nondescript bridge. Underneath it is the body of a dead troll, floating in the water. Searching the body uncovers a note which reads, “Mee wurst troll evurr. nobuddy pay brijj tole. me nott sceary enuf. mee gett drunc an kil sellf. troll droun.” Which just goes to show that even 900-pound bloodthirsty mythical creatures need a hug occasionally.
6) Become a vampire
Joining the undead is easy. Just fight or get bitten by a vampire. As long as you don’t feed, strength, magic and agility all rocket, plus skills like invisibility and night vision develop. The longer vamps go without feeding, the more powerful they become. The downside is that sunlight is fatal, and visibly vampiric features make talking to people impossible. However, chomp a neck and both appearance, and unfortunately, power return to normal. For a while.