Hah, this was a fun article. The final boss has his own Dog and while your fighting the jerk you [...]
Hah, this was a fun article.
The final boss has his own Dog and while your fighting the jerk you gotta watch your dogs try to kill each other, when the jerk pulls the trigger on the dogs having you to rush em down and by the end of the game, the dog actually doesn't die and you go home to a sweet rave dog party where the humans have to entertain them.
Don't look at me like that, have you SEEN the ending concert in Black ops 2?
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Ghost is a dog wearing a human mask wearing a skull mask
Gay marriage passes and then a few years later a law passes to allow you to marry your dog. Then [...]
Gay marriage passes and then a few years later a law passes to allow you to marry your dog. Then your dog dies, because dogs don't live that long.
Emotions: Elation, puppy love, sorrow, political hyperbole
oh man seamless hud? crawling through dark,claustrophobic sci-fi settings and shooting aliens? if they dont reboot star wars republic commandos [...]
oh man seamless hud? crawling through dark,claustrophobic sci-fi settings and shooting aliens? if they dont reboot star wars republic commandos im going to have to punch somebody
Since its Visceral im hoping for undead Ewoks spreading across the Galaxy devouring the souls of Inoccents to the tune [...]
Since its Visceral im hoping for undead Ewoks spreading across the Galaxy devouring the souls of Inoccents to the tune of yub yub - On a serious note im looking for a more gritty version of the star wars universe hopefully looking at the fall of the sith empire, follow the short story of the IG-88 assassin droid that gained sentience and went on a killing spree or finally the story of a Sith reforming and joining the jedi order
OK the nicest thing i COULD say about the XBONE is that the games that will be releasing with it [...]
OK the nicest thing i COULD say about the XBONE is that the games that will be releasing with it are all some what interesting, It isn't powered by hamsters running on wheels and It has a traditional power supply (based on what you told us), it has a totally better looking and better working Kinect, (quote)"The new analog sticks are, in fact, not made out of snakeskin, no matter how much they look like they are", it is also a blue ray so no need to buy on, it's also great because I can totally smash one in front of people to get people to follow me, the revel was "short and sweet", one could be connected to the internet at all times, the controller looks cooler, xbox live looks amazing, you can play games while they download stuff, your friends list limit has expanded to 1000 (quote) "The console will support 3D and 4k resolution", you could also multitask like crazy, the Achievements seem to be better, it has built in TV support, it will turn Halo into a TV series, and it will be coming out this year. THE ONLY WAY OF SAYING THE NICEST THINGS ABOUT THE XBONE IS BY SAYING THE POSITIVES THAT IT HAS OR IT COULD JUST BE THAT...
I'll be happy with it (hopefully) :P
For the QOTW, it has a unique name? Ok, for a more serious answer about the the XBONE, the new [...]
For the QOTW, it has a unique name?
Ok, for a more serious answer about the the XBONE, the new and improved kinect can give us hope for an AWESOME LIGHTSABER game, if EA is willing to.
So they're trying to keep the re-sale model similar on the surface, but change it under the hood. a clever [...]
So they're trying to keep the re-sale model similar on the surface, but change it under the hood. a clever way to gradually undermine brick&mortar retailers.
mostly things stay the same, EXCEPT, now the retailer no longer gets the whole pie when re-selling, they get10% ( they sure as hell dont deserve 100% of an intellectual service they didnt produce), it's fair that they get a share for simply storing the disc until a buyer arrives.
the reason market doesn't go fully digital is that web access isn't so robust in all places
And in a few years they'll lose that as well.
and the reason MS is even remotely trying to keep face with the retailers is because they sell the actual Xbox MACHINE, meaning they can play the revenge game and limit shelf-space and in-house advertising.
the PC has no such qualms it is an ubiquitous piece of hardware, you can't wage war against it.
As it is now the games have to be 60dollars to compensate for sales lost by the 2nd hand market, and of course for the extremely idiotic wasteful budgeting practices of publishers who want to be the next call of duty, mo-capping dogs, hiring celebrities and spending millions on advertising.
Suma sumarum:
If the retailers lose out, either MS/publishers can hoard the loot or the gamers can get a better deal then increase sales.
and if we dont win in all this, we can always be smart enough and migrate for competition.
nuff' said
